Chasing the Bean

Thou art a crafty bean. A lewd creature; but a crafty one. Do you think that I did not understand your plan all along? The plan where you would fall from the bag of your companions and bury yourself in my cleavage? Dirty little bean. I give you credit for trying something new. Sky diving into the vast curves of my decidedly feminine chest is something that most would not think to do. Yet you thought of it and tried it. Good show old bean! But thou art still lewd.