The herds of alcs begin to move at 10 pm each night. The migration usually lasting until it is 3am. The alc is a curious creature that stumbles around in the parking lot, hoots uncontrollably and occasionally vomits on the doorstep. I pray for hunting season.
Alcs apparently also enjoy listening to music. Often their arrival is signaled by loud music and people yelling "Turn the fucking radio down! My kids are sleeping!" or "Knock it off! I'm trying to fucking sleep!"
The horn of the alc isn't particularly an interesting prize to collect. It generally sounds like a car horn and often it is sounding repeatitively due to it's car alarm nature.
Alcs also enjoy throwing bottles and cans all over the place. Thankfully they've learned the interesting art of recycling. They recycle boxes that hold 24 cans, boxes that hold 6 bottles, boxes that hold pizza and of course their living room lamps which do not have shades big enough to wear on a standard sized human head. From a visual appearance, an alc looks exactly like a human. They can easily be mistaken for one. Alcs generally can be differentiated by several factors. 1.) Often they smell like breweries when they are migrating. 2.) Their personal choices can be a touch iffy 3.)They can stop drinking any time they want; they choose not to- as it's not a problem. There are other details to differentiate alcs.
Police seem to also enjoy hunting alcs. Particularly during their migration period. Sometimes they take an alc to a place where they can get their name, address and other personal information. Sometimes alcs even spend the night in these places. And sometimes the police give alcs a ride to their migration point. What an interesting way to hunt them!
I hope that my little article helped out for those who were confused about Alcs.
Monday, June 22, 2009
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