Fingers and a Pop Quiz

Fingers are for slicing. I've come to realize that. The general public wants to tell you that fingers are for grabbing things, picking things up, for touching people, for poking food. Fingers are for playing instruments, fingers are for making clothing, fingers are for drawing pictures. No. Fingers are for slicing. You can't tell me what fingers are for. I know what they're for. You won't lie to me. I won't heards your words. Fingers are for cleaning. No. Fingers are for slicing. Just because I happen to clean with them, that doesn't mean that they were meant for such menial tasks.

I am like a starfish. Fingers grow right back.

Okay... now pop quiz time. What are fingers for????