Dear MF, You parked in my spot

Dear Mother Fuck,

You parked in my spot. Maybe you didn't realize that you were part of that "Non-permit vehicles will be towed at owner's expense"? Perhaps it was just an over-sight on your part? Maybe if you took a look around? Hm... What's different about your vehicle? You know the part where everyone has a sticker? Oh? That's an oversight. Maybe you're just being a rebel. They issued you a permit, but you're one of those kids that refused to color in the lines and conform. The kid that painted their skies green and their grass blue- just because you didn't march to the conformist drummer? Maybe you just want to be different: just like everyone else?

Well you see my face bitch? I'm not amused. Not in the least bit. I have to get up fucking early in the morning because you can't walk your fucking ass from the front of the building to the side. All because you're visiting someone. I'm having to park in a parking garage. Maybe I can find a sex offender in it. I can park my car and get diddled by a pervert- just because you want to fucking park in my space. Oh... what? You didn't see my name on it? You're right. I get carried away. I'm sorry Mother Fuck. My bad. It doesn't really have my name on it. I only have a fucking permit and you don't.

Suck the shit out of my ass bitch. I hope your fucking tires turn into squares during the night. And your car turns into a block of limburger cheese. People will know you're a Mother Fuck that parks in permit parkings spots then. Won't you feel stupid in your stink wagon. Asshole.

I hope your night sucks.

-Permit Parker