The odd thing about sporks is that somehow they have become pop-culture. Who would have thought that the love child of a spoon and a fork could be... popular? Hm... What does this say about our culture in general? It says "Where do I get one?" and "Should I build an altar to it??" The answer to the second question is "Yes you should. Sporks like offerings of things that can be eaten with both a spoon or a fork. You validate it's very cosmic existence when you use it for potatoes with gravy. Bring plenty of meat syrup and physically disrupted potatoes (with milk and butter of course!) We shall dance, revel and make love! The spork demands it!" The answer to the first question is: "First you must accept that the Spork is your true God. Only then will the path be illuminated."
Even twinkies are pop-culture.
The difference between sporks and twinkies? Sporks are sentient caring creatures. They're divine creatures! Of course they're sentient (don't be stupid!) Twinkies are just undying cakes filled with 'kreme'. If it weren't for the fact that you can take them into direct sunlight, I'd say twinkies were vampires. Immortal things. Perhaps I am on to the secret behind twinkies. This blows our theories of vampires up! Vampires CAN travel in sunlight! They can't turn into mists or bats... but... they look like golden snack cakes... Dear God! We're fucked!
Vampires are also pop-culture.
Phhfft! What isn't these days?
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first accept the devine nature of the spork and then realise "there is no..." spork (ala the matrix).
ReplyDeleteas for vampire twinkies... um what exactly are they sucking on... they aren't filled with blood.
Though now that I think about it a strawberry kreme twinky would be oodles of fun in a food fight. The pink shows the casualties so much better.
wait what were we talking about.